I AM NOT THE USUAL

I like to screw around on Photoshop with lyrics from songs or quotes from people.

I also write things some times.

cowbellguy:

Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.

This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever read

(via whimsicalslut1)

iamdonald:

because the internet album cover.

iamdonald:

because the internet album cover.

forever-childish:

Is being a comedian a rewarding role for you? 
"I guess the ultimate reward would be having an impact on the Earth. Most people get that feeling when they have kids or when they make more humans. Our lifetime is not long, Albert Einstein had no idea how important he was, how important that equation was, Steve Jobs really couldn’t have seen that his app allowed some kid to make something that changed these bigger things because our lifetimes are not long enough on the scale of infinity. I don’t know how those ripples are going to affect other things, but hopefully if they’re positive who cares what anybody thinks. Why be scared? Just live your life."

forever-childish:

Is being a comedian a rewarding role for you?

"I guess the ultimate reward would be having an impact on the Earth. Most people get that feeling when they have kids or when they make more humans. Our lifetime is not long, Albert Einstein had no idea how important he was, how important that equation was, Steve Jobs really couldn’t have seen that his app allowed some kid to make something that changed these bigger things because our lifetimes are not long enough on the scale of infinity. I don’t know how those ripples are going to affect other things, but hopefully if they’re positive who cares what anybody thinks. Why be scared? Just live your life."